one crappy day...literally

So, the day was goin pretty good...I had fed Lane and was burpin him and he exploded out of his pants...so I went and gave him a quick bath so that he's take a nap so I could shower. I turned on cartoons for the kids and went about my showering. well I get out and go check on the kids to make sure they're still alive and Chloe is sitting there hands in the air with poop all over her. I tell her not to move, run and get dressed, while i'm getting dressed Lane starts SCREAMING...I hurry to get Chloe cleaned up enough to be alright, then I calm lane down. I make the kids lunch and while i'm cleaning up that I hear cole tell Chloe not to move and don't touch it, then he calls me...I go in there and she had diarhea and had gotten up on his plush spring horse and dripped diarhea all over the place...so I clean her up once again and i honestly was contemplating just tossin the horse, that's how bad it was. But then Cole said "Mom what are we going to do, that's my favorite horse..." So I start cleaning that up. It's finally nap time, I put the kids down, feed lane, and I fell asleep for about an hour and lane woke me up and I hear Cole in the bathroom and ask him what he's doin and he says he's poopin, no big deal. Then "Mom I pooped my pants!"...Seriously? I go in there and there is poop everywhere! I hate poop...