Crazy crazy night!

This is so crazy it still amazes me...Last night my friend Rachel came over cuz she missed me, yes someone missed me. Anyways there was this huge bang, then nothing then another huge bang and we saw this flash outside our dining room window, then the lights go out....So we're running around trying to find the flashlight and then the lights come back on for like 2 minutes then back off. All we can here is a TON of sirens and they are stopping near by. So Clint, me, Rachel and Cole go outside to see whats happening. The neighbors come out and they thought it was just their house but we informed them it wasn't so they called their cop friend who informs them of this wreck. They said it was on fifth but there were a TON of people at the end of our street. So Clint stays at the house(chloe is asleep)while me and Rachel run down to the end of the road. There are about 10 firetrucks/police cars and there is this car flipped over and it is tangled in a ton of power lines. This car had broken this power pole in 2 so it had to be going way way fast. So with Clint and Rachel having worked at the hospital they have conections with whats going on. Rachel had just gotten off work and called to say if they needed her to call. Well they call back about 30 minutes later and tell us that the guy had shot himself in the head while driving....crazy crazy people out there....so this is what is creepy to me, the bangs that we heard was the gunshot(that's how close it was) him hitting the pole, and then the pole falling....so creepy.

Updates....

This was just a stylin picture of Chloe...I love this girl!

Us at the D-backs game(ya can you see up my nose, gross sorry)
Maybe we're realted somewhere down the line....
Just a shot of the gameGary and Rachel, the couple we went with.

Awesome huh?

Swiffers...so easy that Clint can do it and then so easy that Clint taught Cole! Yes!
Rocket time at the Laytons...so much fun!
So Clint is so serious about his he's calling everyone to come over, and protecting the rockets with his life! Getting ready...
Blast off! And it was so awesome because it went way high and came down not too far off.
Going to get the rocket!

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The Rules of Chocolate!

The Rules of Chocolate

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

Urban Dictionary.....

Okay this was funny and anyone that reads this should give it a try!

Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you...
1) What is your name?Heather

Beatiful, creative,smart,spontanious, girl who would be a good catch to bring home to mother. Who is down right sublime.
That is soooo right!
2) Your age?23
The greatest number of all time.Reasons why: It is...
1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."
10.the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
20. the number of the Illuminati.
21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).geez this keeps getting better eh?
3)One of your friends?:rachel
The most edible female name um she will bust a gut when i tell her that
4) What should you be doing?laundry
Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse." o my gosh mine is soooo wierd now....
6) Hometown?Thatcher(One who can go longer than Chuck Norris in bed and is better than Ken Jennings at trivia.)
7) Middle name? ha i don't have one
8) Car you drive?pontia aztec
(ugly)it's not defined but it's ugly
9) Occupation/job?mom
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.Where would you be without your mom?
10) Your last name?:Layton
To pull or do something everyone will think is dumb. The person that usually does this will eventually feel stupid for doing it.Charles " Hey David check out that e-mail I just sent you of this swoll guy he is bigger than incredible hulk." David checks it and says " Dude that is so fake I can't even stop laughing. You just pulled a layton." Charles " After taking a closer look and realizing the guy has green skin and it's not real I feel so stupid. I can't believe I just Laytoned." Everything was awesome till this last one

Rain!

This is just a picture that I like of Chloe...she loves to sit in the chair in her room...

So Clint came home the other day and was all so Heather what's up with the eggs? Ha! So this is how you plant seeds, saw it in a magazine. Then when they are ready to transplant you don't have to shock them and pull them out you just crack the shell a little and the root will grow right through! By the way they are watermelon seeds, why cuz I love watermelon and I have great memories of when my grandpa had a HUGE garden and had tons of watermelon, so much that at the end of the summer all the cousins got to just go bust open the watermelons and eat their hearts out! Sound ruthless? well it was great!
Cole was in the backyard the other day and started banging on the door! So I run back there and...he caught his first bug! Ya I thought something was seriously wrong or something but no, just a bug!
Rain, rain...I love it! Love the season and so does Cole! We had a rainy construction zone going in the backyard!

eat eat eat!

Jared and Becky brought Brooklyn down for everyone to see! Such a cute little girl!
So my daughter is the biggest pig! We weren't feeding her fast enough so we just left it up to her! She has got some major attitude if things aren't going her way!
K her onsey looks totally dirty but this is her "play" outfit so that I don't have to worry about getting her super cute clothes stained and all that jazz.

Batman, Superman and Heavenly Father....

Okay so Cole comes up with he CRAZIEST things these days...He asked me if he could go for a ride in batmans car and I said sure, then he said that batman would take him to Superman and that he would fly with Superman to Heavenly Father and Jesus. Then he said that he would ask Heavenly Father if he could play with his toys and then he said when he was done that him, Heavenly Father, Jesus and Superman would go flying....the church according to a 3 year old boy!

Chillens

This is Sarge our bulldog. Laziest dog I've known but he does play with the kids when they want him to.










This is where I keep Chloe...No but the kids love the crate for some reason.















I have a love hate relationship with suckers, I love that my kids love them but I definately hate the mess they make.









This is Chloe's new smile, cheesy but cute. I can't get her to smile any other way now.

Cole loves himself but geez with that mug who doesn't?

Stuck!

So awesome! Both the kids are asleep and that will be the time that I have to work on this! A couple weeks ago we went to the Layton's (Clint's parents) and Cole always goes in the backyard. Me being the awesome mom that I am go to look to see where he is and can't find the dang kid! I jump on the Layton's buggy and go looking for him and just around the other side of the house I see him and this is what I see....

Cole was stuck in the mud! He kept saying something about his sock and I just kept saying it's okay just come on! Anyways... I had to go in and save the day and I know it's an awesome picture of me but his boot was stuck! I had to put all my weight into getting that dang boot out! But isn't mud good for the skin or something like that? All in all it was a fun experience and good pictures too huh?

First Post!

Ha! This is my first post and honestly I don't know what to say. I'm doing this whole blog deal because I have a ton of family that do this and that's the only way I can check everything that going on in everyones life. Let me just get a little history on us...Me and Clint have been married for 4 1/2 years! yikes that is soooo crazy! We have an awesome 3 year old son Cole and a 1 year old daughter Chloe. Cole is the absolutely craziest kid I know and he definately keeps me on my toes! Chloe is very very strong willed at the age of one...paybacks I guess....We just got an english bulldog named Sarge...he stays in the house and i'm not used to having a pet in the house so we will have to see how that all goes. I am going to put some pictures of the happenings that have been going on for the past little bit in our lives so be prepared because I am a bit of a camera freak and I take TONS of pictures!

These are my little green thumbs. I don't understand but if I plant a flower from the nursery it dies but if I plant a seed it grows like crazy so it's seeds for me from now on! I don't know how much planting actually got done here but we had fun doing it!

This next one is my pre-madonna baby! She definately worries me because she knows what she wants and there is NO changing her mind! Believe me I've tried!

Yes I know I shouldn't already be putting tattoos on my son but it was free in the lunch meat and he absolutely loved it! Funny story...we went to bashas and we were walking by this little girl and Cole just walked by her and pulled up his sleeve to show her his tattoo and didn't say anything! goodness! Then he asked me if I wanted to see his muscles and I said I would love to see his muscles and he said watch out they're dangeous! I died laughing!
This is one of my favorite pictures of Chloe! Her little feet and...I don't know I just love this little girl! And last but not least me and the kiddos...the most beautiful picture putting into persepective the fact that we had got up at 5 and been driving for 7 hours already....long drive but it was for my sisters wedding so i guess it was worth it!