Urban Dictionary.....

Okay this was funny and anyone that reads this should give it a try!

Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you...
1) What is your name?Heather

Beatiful, creative,smart,spontanious, girl who would be a good catch to bring home to mother. Who is down right sublime.
That is soooo right!
2) Your age?23
The greatest number of all time.Reasons why: It is...
1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."
10.the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
20. the number of the Illuminati.
21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).geez this keeps getting better eh?
3)One of your friends?:rachel
The most edible female name um she will bust a gut when i tell her that
4) What should you be doing?laundry
Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse." o my gosh mine is soooo wierd now....
6) Hometown?Thatcher(One who can go longer than Chuck Norris in bed and is better than Ken Jennings at trivia.)
7) Middle name? ha i don't have one
8) Car you drive?pontia aztec
(ugly)it's not defined but it's ugly
9) Occupation/job?mom
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.Where would you be without your mom?
10) Your last name?:Layton
To pull or do something everyone will think is dumb. The person that usually does this will eventually feel stupid for doing it.Charles " Hey David check out that e-mail I just sent you of this swoll guy he is bigger than incredible hulk." David checks it and says " Dude that is so fake I can't even stop laughing. You just pulled a layton." Charles " After taking a closer look and realizing the guy has green skin and it's not real I feel so stupid. I can't believe I just Laytoned." Everything was awesome till this last one